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History is written by the photogenic
Winners are the ones who have charisma and appeal
Me, I've no endeavour to put in that kind of effort
Vanity is just an uphill grind to me.
I wanna be
Blurred in the background
Respected but uncrowned
The one who forgot to bring a comb
If they still pay me
I don't care if I'm hazy
I'm the one who would rather be at home
No more hurly burly I'm a fan of leaving early
Let the sycophants push past me - fine by me
Redefining nondescription, relaxed in my jurisdiction
I'll be a plus one eternally
I wanna be
Blurred in the background
Controlling the showdown
Guiding the pieces nonetheless
Behind the curtain
You can always be certain
You won't be the one targeted for death
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2. |
Félicette (Space Cat)
04:14
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I heard her story over wine one night
The first female astronaut, and feline at that
Taken from the streets and put to the test
She had to show that she was better than the rest
Felicette Space Cat
Off into the sky
Felicette Space Cat
Braver than you or I
She was chosen like a talent show queen
Thrust into the atmosphere who knows what she'd see?
The tales she could have told us not knowing her fate
A true space traveller we only now appreciate
Felicette Space Cat
Off into the sky
Felicette Space Cat
Braver than you or I
Felicette Space Cat
She's the reason why
Felicette Space Cat
Oh to see her fly
I hope she got some Dreamies
I hope she was well paid
That she enjoyed the ride
And wasn't too afraid
Felicette Space Cat
Off into the sky
Felicette Space Cat
Braver than you or I
Felicette Space Cat
She's the reason why
Felicette Space Cat
Oh to see her fly
Felicette Space Cat
Off into the sky
Felicette Space Cat
Her story made us cry
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3. |
Mindless Insincere Ooze
03:47
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Sometimes I feel that my connection to humanity's weak
And I don't live in the public domain
There ain't a manual, a handbook or a guide to technique
So I'll resort to pop culture again
All these stars down the age from the screen to the stage
They all seem to get by, so let's take their advice
Now the radio's on, and it's song after song
All the words are the same, just the order will change
Love romance commitment promise
Passion necessity obligation guarantee
How does that mindless insincere ooze count for anything these days?
How does that mindless insincere ooze meet the minimum these days?
How does that mindless insincere ooze count for anything these days?
How does that mindless insincere ooze convince anyone these days?
To gauge the people you must view the people that they admire
So those in charge are the creme de la creme
They're intellectual, exceptional and always on fire
Oh the executive are in bed by ten
Now I know that it's nice to be clear and concise
Don't confuse - make a plan everyone understands
But it seems comin through that you hear on the news
All the words are the same, just the order will change
Work hard working harder
Passion necessity obligation guarantee
How does that mindless insincere ooze count for anything these days?
How does that mindless insincere ooze meet the minimum these days?
How does that mindless insincere ooze count for anything these days?
How does that mindless insincere ooze convince anyone these days?
Passion necessity obligation guarantee
How does that mindless insincere ooze count for anything these days?
How does that mindless insincere ooze meet the minimum these days?
How does that mindless insincere ooze count for anything these days?
How does that mindless insincere ooze convince anyone these days?
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4. |
It's an All Skate
03:54
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It's complicated and no concern of mine
That notwithstanding I must opine
Oh it's an all skate!
Everybody on the floor
Oh it's an all skate!
Signifying this is war
Skill intimidates me, proficiency the same
What's in it for them? Hey, what's their game?
Oh it's an all skate!
Everybody on the floor
Oh it's an all skate!
Signifying this is war
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5. |
Hammered in an Airport
03:52
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We should be dreaming
We should be reaching
We should be striving
We should be flying
We should be castaways
We should be led astray
We should be lost in thought
We should be getting hammered in an airport
We should have mindsets
We should have sunsets
We should have cheesecake
We should have heartbreak
We should have reveries
We should have memories
We should have afterthoughts
We should be getting hammered in an airport
We could have destiny
We could have alchemy
We could have infinity
We could be getting hammered in an airport
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6. |
Ted Talk
04:05
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Sometimes (not often though) during your working day
A training session is a welcome break
A little enforced fun
As long as no role play
But then they start a film to Make You Think
Overly confident and self-satisfied - they summarise in the first few lines
With a glance to you as if to say "bet you never thought of that"
No I don't wanna hear your TED talk
No I don't wanna see your TED talk
In normal life I find I don't need lecturing
About the best way to stand in a room
To commandeer a crowd have them surrendering
To my sales pitch and make them consume
The gestures and the pacing all copied carefully
And it's from 2012 so references are wrong
Are you still talking?
No I don't wanna hear your TED talk
No I don't wanna see your TED talk
Thankyou for coming to my TED talk
No I don't wanna hear your TED talk
No I don't wanna see your TED talk
Thankyou for coming to my TED talk
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Don't think this is one of those songs about capitalism
How it's done the world all wrong
Sixth form poets wiser than me have already claimed all the metaphors and similes
This is just a workplace review aimed at
Keeping me in the standards I'm accustomed to
Clear this up with no more delays the solution is staring you in what's left of your face
Dig deep, dig deep
Do you think we're millionaires?
Enough of the small talk, where's my money
There's the cashpoint over there
Enough of the small talk, where's my money
We think we've been very fair
Enough of the small talk where's my money
Have I been too laissez faire?
Enough of the small talk where's my money
Webster's Dictionary defines as a "Medium of exchange be it in goods or kind"
"Mongeese are carnivorous stoats with long nody and tail and grizzled or a banded coat"
Hey this book's a goldmine of facts but don't
Think I'm distracted from the pressing circumstance
This whole verse has simply flown past, you know
If you were smart you'd have used it digging up some cash
Dig deep, dig deep
Do you think we're millionaires?
Enough of the small talk, where's my money
There's the cashpoint over there
Enough of the small talk, where's my money
We think we've been very fair
Enough of the small talk where's my money
Have I been too laissez faire?
Enough of the small talk where's my money
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8. |
Get Normal
03:19
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9. |
Douche Canoe
03:56
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There's a tradition of songs in the lexicon
Of criticizing the foibles of your loved one
Then realizing the subject ain't all that bad
Concluding "love conquers all", and you're back on track
"My baby don't talk sweet he ain't got much to say"
If that were only the case we'd have brighter days
But all that you say and do puts me right on edge
And though the outcome is bleak I will make this pledge
You're such a douche canoe
You're such a douche canoe
You're such a douche canoe
And I won't tolerate you
You mispronounce foreign words ostentatiously
Refer to all politicians satirically
Retweet replies to the tweets, not the tweets themselves
You've spent a week organising your Zoom bookshelves
You buy up vinyl from ASDA to put in frames
You won't eat food if it's been near to mayonnaise
You drive a car irregardless of right of way
You laugh at me celebrating the cat's birthday
You're such a douche canoe and I won't tolerate you
You're why there's warnings on silica packs of gel
And you'll deny that it's all down to you as well
You have a system for what goes where in the fridge
You have a favourite biscuit and will not switch
It could be worse, but not much, and that seems to be
Quite why we do stay together eternally
I'm just too lazy to leave and it may be true
That in the great scheme of things we're both douche canoes
You're such a douche canoe and I won't tolerate you
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10. |
The Emergency Exit Man
04:24
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Not lying in the slightest
I met the perfect man this evening
He's famous, cool and stylish
And what's best - he's always leaving
In need or feeling frightened?
He lets you know not to be too hasty
He's well turned out and silent
He cares about your safety
I'm in love
With the emergency exit man
Well groomed and tantalizing
He's mysterious and centered
He's focused all the while and
His career is full of splendour
"This way" he signals clearly
Lets you know there is calm and brightness
"You first" he signals clearly
He cares about politeness
I'm in love
With the emergency exit man
Chivalry is dead they say
I disagree there right away
You're looking from the wrong perspective
You could be much more objective
Look for the internal pureness
Look for calm and reassurance
Look outside your self set guidelines
Happiness is in the sidelines
I'm in love
With the emergency exit man
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11. |
The Big Idea
04:51
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Down in the depths of your soul
There's a thought and you know that it's gold
It's the idea of an age
Now to take it from neurons to the stage
Rollerskates on the stairs
Disdain from millionaires
But you really don't care, you plough on
And you run and you run
Fighting advice from everyone
Because you've found it
And the big idea
Will be engineered
For the pioneers
By the volunteers
And the big idea
Will rock and change the world
Change the world
And the big idea
Will be engineered
For the pioneers
By the volunteers
And the big idea
Will rock and change the world
Change the world
I think you know it will
Once you'd get untold support
Raised on shoulders and roundly endorsed
Oh you made friendships for life
Or it might be the pound signs in their eyes
But then plaudits come in
And the phone starts to ring
It's those colleagues who thought you were dead
They say cease and desist
And they tell you you've been dismissed
They've monetized it
And the big idea
Will be commandeered
By the financiers
For the racketeers
And the big idea
Will stock exchange the world
Change the world
And the big idea
Will be commandeered
By the financiers
For the racketeers
And the big idea
Will stock exchange the world
I think you knew it would
It's not just that everybody wants something from you
That's a basic part of humanity
Everybody loves you when they don't understand what you're doing
Then you're expendable
But it don't need you
And it don't need me
Cos the big idea
It's roaming free
And it's gonna live
Long after copyright expires
When you can't contain
That burning flame
The big idea
Will rise again
And the big idea
Will rock and change the world
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I run a pretty tight sinking ship
One I inherited as a kid
Projections all foresee a downtick
And the doomsday clock ticks on
Oh I've got a natural verve
No concern I'm a connoisseur
An auteur
Couldn't go broke if I tried
Everything gonna be alright tonight
I'll be alright
We'll look back on this and laugh if we live (which we won't)
From the bestseller nobody read
The film that no-one's going to see
Now my to-do list drifts to to-don't
I've got that 'can't do' spirit
Shady operations rise
Sneak into the abandoned bars and shops
Couldn't go broke if they tried
Paraphrase yesterday's malaise
You're part of the franchise
We'll look back on this and laugh if we live (which we won't)
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Spray Lancashire, UK
Ric and Jen were members of 21st century pop terrorists The Cuban Boys, who topped John Peel's Festive 50 and the UK singles
charts.
Their offshoot project Spray predicted the electropop boom, unfortunately much too early for them to cash in. They released two albums in 2002 and 2006.
In 2016 they released their first full length studio album in 10 years - 'Enforced Fun'.
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