You Eat One Lousy Foot And You're A Cannibal

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The plane took off – mishaps occurred
Tibetan snow was left disturbed
In garish shirts and wide-brimmed hats we ventured from the safety hatch

A camp was set up, bonfires lit and gin consumed
The kids build snowmen and a happy scene ensued
But freeze-dried airline portions don’t really make a substantial diet
For four months lost in a mountain range.

We soldiered on – we ate it all
Toothpaste and soap – the seats and walls
But times were tough
And Big Fat Dave looked more attractive every day

I swear to god, I didn’t know what made the soup
They said it was a mountain goat – lost and confused
I sensed more of a poultry flavour as ate
But didn’t think much of it until a toenail caught my throat

Fatty you’ll be no great loss to science, sport, the secret service
Fatty you tasted great
Although I cry myself to sleep every night I think of you
I also start to salivate

I swear to god I just didn’t realize
He seemed more gristly somehow when he was alive
I swear to god I never thought he’d taste so fine
I’d have had seconds but the rescue planes arrived.

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Spray Lancashire, UK

Ric and Jen were members of 21st century pop terrorists The Cuban Boys, who topped John Peel's Festive 50 and the UK singles charts.

Their offshoot project Spray predicted the electropop boom, unfortunately much too early for them to cash in. They released two albums in 2002 and 2006.

In 2016 they released their first full length studio album in 10 years - 'Enforced Fun'.
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